The Birthday Surprise
It had been 6 months since me and my wife had last had sex, and I have to admit I was getting incredibly sexually frustrated, I contemplated massage parlors a couple of times, but I never went.
"Let's go!", I yelled from the driveway, beeping the horn, "I have to go, hurry up!".
My 18 year old daughter was in her final week of high-school, and she still hasn't learned how to manage her time. The passanger door finally opened after about 10 minutes of waiting, she sat down, and buckled ...